seeing the doctor cry makes me cry…..
omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?
being 20+ on tumblr
This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
- Thou shalt have no friends, for they always die
- No chick flick moments
- Not take Chuck’s name in vain
- Remember the driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
- Honour thy father, thy mother, thy brother, and thy car
- Thou shalt kill every evil son of a bitch
- Thou shalt wear 3 or more layers of clothes at all time
- Thou shalt not give thy brother cake and call it pie
- Thou shalt not let thy angel die a virgin
- Thou shalt not surrender to evil, but instead go down swinging
Every time I drive through a tunnel I always remember that cute little
Cat family stuck in traffic in New New York